found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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