4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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