dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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