i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think people are normalizing furries
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