do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
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