You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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