yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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