That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Randomize
