thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
operation harelip BJ is a go
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize