Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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