Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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