Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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