I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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