just tell him i said nine months
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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