i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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