But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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