Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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