But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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