do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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