He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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