Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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