Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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