new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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