I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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