The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I need help removing her.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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