I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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