BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
third nipple confirmed
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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