we have officially lost it.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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