The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
