your thong is hanging out like whoa
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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