I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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