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Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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