i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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