Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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