After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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