Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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