Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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