I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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