im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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