Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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