i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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