Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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