My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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