I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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