Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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