I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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