Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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