your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Holy sore nipples Batman
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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