windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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