Dual....:-)
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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