But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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