is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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