it wasn't lemon gatorade
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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