hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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